jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

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penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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sometimes i’m dan and sometimes i’m phil. but mostly phil.

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thatcarlymay:

itsajensenthing:

whatifiguredout:

disneyprincess423760:

Waiting for this moment my whole life.

He saw a chance, and took it. (Someone send me a link before I die)

LINK

Corbin Bleu is like the anti-Robert Patinson. He loves that silly thing that made him famous.

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follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

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